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I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re who that person is thinking of when they can’t even form coherent sentences. You’re on that person’s mind when they have the motor skills of an infant, that’s pretty fucking awesome if you ask me.

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Margaret Atwood, The Penelopiad (via pavorst)
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Water does not resist. Water flows. When you plunge your hand into it, all you feel is a caress. Water is not a solid wall, it will not stop you. But water always goes where it wants to go, and nothing in the end can stand against it. Water is patient. Dripping water wears away a stone. Remember that, my child. Remember you are half water. If you can’t go through an obstacle, go around it. Water does.

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people who think they have as much swag as numbuh five

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Anonymous asked: i heard you suck dick.

Answer:

who cares

i’m really good at arguing until i start crying

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You know you had a good night when you wake up still drunk from the night before

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my final thought before making most decisions:

fuck it